Cause A Hoe Never Gets Cold

[Cause A Hoe Never Gets Cold]

[moonlandingwasfaked]

[Cause A Hoe Never Gets Cold]

[Cause A Hoe Never Gets Cold]

[fionaostby]

choo choo

[Cause A Hoe Never Gets Cold]

[imprettyodd]

[tallish-hobbit]

[Cause A Hoe Never Gets Cold]

[Cause A Hoe Never Gets Cold]

[yogaboi]

I wish that oreo cookies was my asshole

[glitterweave]

I wish your laptop was actually a Bible and your room was actually a confessional booth

[Cause A Hoe Never Gets Cold]

[Cause A Hoe Never Gets Cold]

[versacethotty]

me when i correctly guessed who that pokémon was at age 4

[Cause A Hoe Never Gets Cold]

Anonymous asked:

my boyfriend was telling me about the time he drunkenly ate some guys ass when he was at a party before we started dating, and i said "thats weird, i got my ass ate at a party and i cant remember who the guy was" turns out we went to the same party, and he was the dude that ate my ass. my boyfriend ate my ass 2 years before we started dating.

uglydantedeactivated answered:

[zinge]

And people say soulmates don’t exist.

[coffee-adderall-sold]

A story by Nicholas Sparks

[tyleroakley]

s(hole)mates

[Cause A Hoe Never Gets Cold]